Joke of the Week

An elderly Italian man who lived in the outskirts of Monte Carlo went to the local church for confession.
He said: "Father, during WWII a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Enemy. So I hid her in my attic."
The priest replied: "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son, and you have no need to confess that."
"It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with physical favors."
The priest said: "By doing that you were both in great danger. However, two people together under those circumstances are greatly tempted to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are forgiven."
"Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I have one more question."
"And that is?" asked the priest.
"Father, should I tell her the war is over?"